POSTED ON March 31, 2017
April has arrived and the next edition of the Sexual Zodiac awaits your astral examination. What sexual shenanigans does the month of April – which happens to be Anal Month – have in store for you this year? Find out below!
Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 20
Happy birthday to each and every beautiful Aries out there! This month, you are all about pursuing your craziest desires. Known for your self-assured nature, love of independence, and confidence in what you want, we predict that the perfect toy for Aries during Anal Month is the Quake Anal Chain with its gently curved tip, silky smooth silicone, and generously-sized pull loop.
Taurus: April 21 - May 21
Excitable Taurus, time to get ready for a busy month. You’ll be coming and going in so many different directions, don’t forget to give yourself time to cool off and come in a different way! With your love of the touch, the plushness of the Untamed Fox Tail Anal Plug makes it a natural choice.
Gemini: May 22 - June 21
More often than not, Gemini is full of energy – so much so that it can sometimes be hard to control where it gets directed! This month, direct that energy inward toward satisfying your own kinky desires, Gemini. We suggest the Icicles #39 Twist for the unique sensation of its lovingly handcrafted glass spirals.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Cancer will almost never tell a lie, but they do love to tell a good story. This month, that story takes a boldly sexy turn to match Cancer’s boldly fantastic spirit. Supplement the sexiness with The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan Taormino.
Leo: July 23 - Aug 21
Leo’s dominant side takes over this month, which means that Leo intends to get exactly what it is that Leo wants. In this case, it takes the form of going outside the mainstream sexual box with the Vac-U-Lock Silicone Strap-On Pegging Set, which contains everything a couple needs to give pegging a try!
Virgo: Aug 22 - Sep 23
Virgo always appears to have every aspect of life perfectly in order, but sometimes that can be a lot harder than it looks. This month, release some tension with anal exploration – may we suggest a kit for ease of organization with the Malesation Anal Starter Kit?
Libra: Sep 24 - Oct 23
With tastes as cultivated as they are intense, Libra has an interesting month in store. Normally the image of balance, Libra’s communication skills are put to the test when the scales tip and balance must be restored. Ease the tension with a sweetly-themed anal toy like the Candy Heart Plug.
Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22
Scorpios are known for their intense sexual appetites and phenomenal sex lives; this month, it only gets more intense as Scorpio’s career continues to climb sky high. Reward yourself and your predilection for uncommon interests with the Cloud 9 Silicone Pro Double End Plug!
Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 22
Some months are less exciting than others, but for Sagittarius, this month definitely falls on the exciting side. It’s time to switch things up, try something new, and take a risk. Your creative, adventurous spirit deserves a challenge – why not give it one with the Booty Call Booty Flexer?
Capricorn: Dec 23 - Jan 20
Provocative Capricorn always has eyes on the prize, but this month the journey might be a more difficult one. Not to worry, as Capricorn’s tenacious nature will prevail – but there’s no harm in an extra boost of confidence that experimenting with a toy like the Penetrator Anal Beads With Vibrating C-Ring can provide.
Aquarius: Jan 21 - Feb 19
Typically shy and quiet, Aquarius is turning the table this month in search of fulfilling your deepest erotic desires. Also tending to try to make everyone else happy (in any arena), it’s time to indulge in your own kinks instead. We recommend the B Balls Anal Toy, which take a unique cue from Kegel weights (also known as Ben Wa balls) for a type of anal pleasure unlike any other!
Pisces: Feb 20 - Mar 20
One of these days, Pisces will float away down a river of dreams, never to return, but until then, it’s time to bring your head down out of the clouds and focus on re-organizing a life that can sometimes get a little messy. The fish can relieve some of this month’s stress with the Ocean Vibrator, aptly-shaped to provide excellent clitoral or anal stimulation.