Sexual Zodiac: Sextember Horoscopes

Sexual Zodiac: Sextember Horoscopes
POSTED ON August 30, 2017

As we begin to fall into autumn, the sun shifts into Virgo. While the heat subsides outside, it doesn’t have to in your relationship! Read on to find out what’s in store for you this September – or as we’re calling it all month long, Sextember!


VirgoVirgo: Aug 22 - Sep 23

You’ve been dating someone new and things have been going great. While your sex life is sizzling, however, you’re worried there might be a disconnect emotionally. As important as good sex is, it’s crucial to fulfill each other’s emotional needs too. Try taking some time to connect on a deeper level with your significant other. After all, the sex is sure to be even better once you’ve opened up to each other.

Looking for a fun way to unleash the romance? Try our You & Me Game of Love And Intimacy for a night of sexy entertainment.

LibraLibra: Sep 24 - Oct 23

Your usual reserved self is feeling a bit lame lately. Now’s your chance to be a little daring! Your partner has been dying to try something new in the bedroom, so why not go all out with a BDSM kit? Put your meek side to the side for a night of unrestrained passion and pleasure. You’ll wonder why you never tested it out before!

The Kinky Fuckery Bondage & Play Kit is the perfect way to explore adventurous sex.

Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22Scorpio

You’ve lost touch with what feels good to you sexually and can’t seem to orgasm during sex. Don’t blame yourself, Scorpio. Chances are, you haven’t been masturbating much lately. There’s nothing wrong with exploring our bodies – after all, we talk about the benefits of masturbation all the time, one of which is how much your sex life can improve when you know exactly how to get yourself off. So, grab your favorite toy, get comfortable, and make a night of it!

Lady Scorpios, try the Purity Silicone Vibrator for internal and external play, while fellas will appreciate the intense sensations of the Optimale Stroke N Go Silicone Stroker.

SagittariusSagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 22

You’ve been dying to take a vacation for awhile now, so what better excuse than the end of summer? Grab your partner and head to a tropical spot, filled with sand, sun, and sex, of course! Spend the day soaking up the sun’s heat, then taking it into the bedroom for a night of playful passion and sizzling sensations.

Pack some extra fun in your suitcase with the Gossip Ellen Silicone Vibrator.

CapricornCapricorn: Dec 23 - Jan 20

While you’ve been enjoying your freedom as a single Capricorn, you’re starting to miss the feeling of being in a relationship. Well, it’s almost cuffing season, so why not get a head start and meet some new people? Go out to the bars with your friends, visit local hot spots in your town, or join an online dating site! You never know when “the one” will pop into your life.

Spritz on Simply Sexy Love Pheromone Perfume when you go out to catch some extra attention from the other sexy singles around you.

Aquarius: Jan 21 - Feb 19Aquarius

Your fantasy for public sex has been calling. While we can’t encourage anything too crazy, we do have one idea. The weather is finally cooling off, so why not pitch a tent in your backyard for a night of public yet private passion? Cozy up the tent with plenty of blankets, pillows, and maybe even a portable speaker to play your favorite sex playlist.

Add some mutual pleasure to your tent with the Mio Vibrating Cock Ring.

PiscesPisces: Feb 20 - Mar 20

You just want to feel wanted lately, Pisces, and there’s nothing wrong with that. While you’ve been enjoying your crazy sex life, it’s not fulfilling your overall needs in your relationship. Maybe it’s time to take a step back, reevaluate what you want from a partner, and pursue what makes you feel good, sexually and emotionally. Take some time to yourself to figure out what you want and then talk to your current significant other. You’ll be relieved you did.

Unwind in a bubble bath filled with Frosted Cherry Bath & Shower Gel.

AriesAries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

You’ve been so busy with work, friends, and errands recently that it feels like forever since you’ve had a night of passion with your lover. Surprise them the morning before a night the two of you are finally free and slip them a note with some words that hint at what’s to come later. They’ll love the spontaneity and will be thinking about it all day long. When night finally comes, so will the two of you!

Start the night off on a sensual note with Aphrodisiac Warming Oil in Caramel Kiss flavor.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21

Taurus

Don’t be shy now, Taurus; you’ve been dying to get a little rough in the bedroom. Your partner has been mentioning it lately, too, which makes this the perfect time to unleash your wild side. You already know you love to be spanked (or maybe you like to do the spanking), so why not give the Premium Bonded Leather Whip a shot? It’ll take that stinging sensation you enjoy so much to the next level and have your partner begging for more.

GeminiGemini: May 22 - June 21

You and your partner love to play games together. From video games to board games, the two of you can get pretty competitive. Up the ante a bit and turn up the heat with a different kind of game. The Fantasy Affair Game lets the two of you act out various sexy scenarios and try out different roleplay settings for a game in which everyone wins!

Cancer: June 22 - July 22Cancer

Lingerie has always been a favorite, but you haven’t had the chance to wear any for your new lover yet. In Sextember, surprise them when they come home from work by wearing nothing but your new piece. Tease them the whole night by wearing it around the house. Cook dinner, clean the dishes, and lounge around on the couch in your sexy little number and watch them slowly lose their minds.

May we suggest the Cassandra Chain Detail Romper?

LeoLeo: July 23 - Aug 21

Sex has been a little painful for you lately. Not sure why? Well, there’s many possibilities – one of them being dryness. The importance of lubrication cannot be understated. So make lube your new best friend, Leo! With several different kinds available, make sure you find the perfect fit for your needs.

For a simple yet effective choice, we like the Jo H2o Lube.

Be sure to check back next month for our sexy October Halloween horoscopes! For even more fun additions to your sex life this Sextember, check out all of the sex toys for her, sex toys for him, sexy lingerie, and more discreetly online or at a Lover’s Lane near you!

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