Full Steam Ahead: Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Review

Full Steam Ahead: Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Review
POSTED ON November 11, 2014

Although the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was officially released back in July, it’s on our minds again. With the days starting to get shorter and colder, it’s time for a reminder that the movie is now only about three months from release! With that in mind, we thought we’d revisit the trailer and start getting excited. (Oh, you meant for the movie coming out? Uhh, yeah, that too!)

It’s no joke that the public is curiously awaiting the film’s official release. The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer was viewed almost 12 million times in only the first two days of being available! (And only about a million of those were by us!)

A killer reworking of Beyoncé’s insanely famous and oh-so-appropriate “Crazy in Love” is the soundtrack to the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer, lending a feeling of familiarity while also bringing something fresh and exciting to the table. The infamous leads are fresh young faces, as well, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, both looking just perfect for their parts.

Upon re-watching the trailer, we realized two things:

1.) We can’t wait until Valentine’s Day next year!

2.) The trailer actually gives you a peek at a whole bunch of things you didn’t even know could be adult sex toys.

Naturally, we rounded up every appearance and a similar item from the official Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Collection. “I’m so excited that the toys I described in the books have come to life,” Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James said about this collection of adult sex toys.

Choose your favorites from our list below, check out the trailer for yourself, and remember, Christian Grey’s tastes are very… singular. And how!

Blindfold / Tie

Okay, so the item pictured is a blindfold and not Christian’s Tie, but we think this is the perfect opportunity to realize how an everyday item can be used for so much more than dressing up an outfit. Sure, use Christian’s Tie as a blindfold, but use it as its name (and the book) suggests for the exhilarating thrill.

Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer


A good set of handcuffs, like the Ultimate Control Restraint Set, are critical in any couple’s BDSM chest, let alone Christian Grey’s personal sex dungeon, so naturally they make an appearance in the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. Let yourself get carried away by the pleasure of restraint, even though you won’t be going anywhere. “Oh, please,” you might beg. Just like Anastasia.

Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer

Riding Crop

Oh, the riding crop. Is there any toy more stunning in its sexiness? (We didn’t mean it literally, but… it’s true that way too.) The Sweet Sting Riding Crop has one of the most appropriate names, and is designed to stimulate even the most sensitive parts of your body. It just happens to be pretty, too, in silver and with an elegant handle, making it a necessary addition for anyone desiring the special sting on that sweet, sweet spot.

Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer


If you liked the cuffs but thought they just weren’t enough, the Hard Limits Bed Restraint Kit is sure to be right up your alley. You may struggle, but you won’t get too far, and just like Anastasia, you will not want to.

Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer

While we're on the sexy subject, check out our post on how to have a Fifty Shades of Grey Halloween for tips you can bring into the bedroom any night of the year. Browse the entire official Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Collection, and check out our store locations for the Lover’s Lane nearest you to get a look at these devilishly delightful adult sex toys for yourself!

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