Sexual Zodiac: January Sex Horoscopes

Sexual Zodiac: January Sex Horoscopes
POSTED ON January 3, 2017

2017 has officially arrived and you have an entire year of incredibly hot sex in front of you! But what specifically will make your year stand out? After careful consultation of our astral love charts, we’ve determined what will most arouse each star sign this year. Find your year’s turn on below!

CapricornCapricorn: Dec 23 - Jan 20

Happy birthday to all the sexy Capricorns out there! Capricorn, you’re ready to have one wild ride of a year, with the possibility of some big changes afoot. So what will be your biggest turn on this year? Luckily for your partner, your love of putting on a show will manifest in a newfound appreciation of the art of the striptease. Spice it up with some sassy, seductive lingerie like the Naughty Bow Bustier or the Coralie Soft Mesh Chemise.

Aquarius: Jan 21 - Feb 19Aquarius

If there’s any sign that loves the thrill of subtle flirting, it’s Aquarius. The love of understated touch will dominate your turn ons this year; if you don’t have one already, the Tease Feather Tickler is an especially fun way to play with the sense of touch.

PiscesPisces: Feb 20 - Mar 20

Sensitive Pisces has an equally sensitive year in store; normally well attuned to your own needs and desires, you will feel even more secure in your own knowledge of what turns you on. In this case, it’s the full-circle connection of the sometimes difficult to form, but always seriously erotic, 69 sex position. This is your year to get flexible, Pisces!

AriesAries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

The image of independence and confidence, Aries tends to be fond of unrestrained passion and the kind of sex that leaves both partners gasping for air afterwards. Aries, your biggest turn on this year will be how you conceive of sex: treat it like a five-course dinner, with breaks for “appetizers” like making out and hand jobs.

TaurusTaurus: April 21 - May 21

While Tauruses are often acknowledged for their love of tactile sensations, this year the major Taurus turn on will be taking all this touching out for a whirl in the world. Too much PDA, of course, can be uncomfortable, but PDA at just the right moment is a saucy way to make friends and even coworkers a little bit jealous of your obviously incredible sex life.

GeminiGemini: May 22 - June 21

The love of going beyond one’s comfort zone is a hallmark of the Gemini personality, but this year Geminis are going to find that taking it slow is what’s going to hit the erotic mark. Leisurely lovemaking is the name of the game, and you’re going to spend all year finding creative ways to make your time in the bedroom really last.

Cancer: June 22 - July 22Cancer

Emotional, nurturing Cancer is in for an intensely sexual year; take the romance you love so much and step it up a notch by approaching your partner with fiercer passion than usual. Luxuriate in the erotic potential of love bites, to name just one seductively vivid turn on.

LeoLeo: July 23 - Aug 21

Leos are known for their lusty personalities, always walking on the wild side and willing to try all manner of exciting things. In 2017, this will manifest in exploring entirely new fetishes; some possibilities include electro-sex play with the Shock Therapy Electro Pinwheel, prostate massages with the Nexus Revo Stealth Massager, or even some powerful BDSM with the Extreme Zipper Mask.  

VirgoVirgo: Aug 22 - Sep 23

Sure, Virgo usually tends to be a bit quiet, even unassuming – but that doesn’t mean they don’t love to let it loose with the right person! This year, Virgo is going to find out just how much they really love the erotic visuals put into their head by a partner who has perfected dirty talk. Learn a few choice words in another language for maximum heat – seductive French or romantic Spanish should do just the trick!

LibraLibra: Sep 24 - Oct 23

Fearless Libra is willing to try just about anything, but this year, your turn ons will be more about where you are and less about what you’re doing. If you don’t typically have sex in the shower, give it a try. Get passionate in the kitchen (just not in the middle of cooking), right on your living room floor, or wherever your heart leads you!

Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22Scorpio

With an appetite for sex that is practically insatiable, Scorpio’s turn ons for 2017 are poised to revolve around a unique expression of said appetite. Considering that Scorpio also has a love of their own privacy, this is the year you’ll want to immortalize a night of passionate sex in the form of a painting with a Love Is Art kit. Your guests will never know how the art came to be – and you’ll feel a hint of friskiness every time you sneak a look!

SagittariusSagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 22

When Sagittarius makes a commitment, they’re in for the long haul. This year, the long haul is uniquely revealed by the major pleasure you’re going to derive for sensual, seductive, erotic massages both given and received in your relationship. Want to up your massage game this year? Intimate Earth's Sensual Massage Oil will bring some warmth or passion – or make it even more intense with the Fuzu Massage Glove.

2017 might just be your sexiest year yet! Start getting excited for what’s to come next month with Valentine’s Day; in the meantime, find your next new turn on among everything we have to offer for her and for him, which you can always browse discreetly online or at a Lover’s Lane near you.