Naughty Santa’s Gift Guide

by Kristin T.

November 1, 2021


You’ve made your list and checked it twice…but are you sure you’re not forgetting anything…or anyone?  Make this year’s Christmas a little jollier behind closed doors & after dark with the perfect presents for couples & lovers.  A sexy or sweet intimate gift for your special someone will lead to lots of quality time spent together after the relatives go home, and all through the year!  Read on for great gift ideas you may not have thought of for every type of lover…it’s great if they’ve been nice, but it’ll be even more fun being naughty together!      

Who Needs Mistletoe?

This year, give holiday wishes that come sealed with lots of kisses.  Kissing under the mistletoe is traditional and all, but there are more fun ways to hint to your lover that you want to lock lips with them.  Remember that kissing isn’t just for teenagers engaging in PDA at the mall…it remains a very intimate way to bond with your lover at any age and for any reason…and the steamier it gets, the more fun will follow!  Here are some gift suggestions for kiss-themed gifts if you want to show your lover that a major makeout session is on your wish list:

The Fashion:

If intimate Christmas kisses are on your to-do list, plan ahead with sexy looks for both of you to make an ordinary night of kissing seem extra special.  For her, a romantic, light as air babydoll in classic black & red will set the stage perfectly as it flutters and flows.  The Love Is In The Air babydoll is available in standard and curvy sizes, and is perfect for the holidays or any day you want to turn up the sexy!  A gorgeous & appropriately named French Kiss Teddy would also be a great fit.  The guys deserve something satiny & sexy for a night of smooth moves, too, so the classic look of the Satin Low Rise Boxer will be great for a night of kissing that turns into more!  

The Fun:

All couples know how to kiss, but there are definitely gifts that can help make a winter’s eve makeout sesh sexier than you could have ever imagined!  Play the Creative Kisses game with your lover to learn and practice new & exciting ways to kiss…everyone’s a winner in this game!  Move beyond kisses on the lips with Oil of Love Kissable body oil from Kama Sutra.  In delicious Strawberry Dreams flavor, a little bit of this oil rubbed on your erogenous zones and then kissed or licked off will make for a magical tingly & tasty sensation.  The High on Love Couples Lip Gloss makes a great stocking stuffer and will also elevate your kissing experience with a hydrating, plumping, and somewhat buzzy sensation that will bring lots of fun to your foreplay.    

The Finale:

When your smooches lead to something steamier, the sweet and sassy lip-shaped Kiss Wedge from Liberator is a perfect positioning aid to help you and your partner reach new heights of pleasure.  The Sweet Kisses Love Kit is another long-time customer favorite that will allow you to have your lover for dessert.  With lots of sweet, kissable products, including aphrodisiac chocolate body paint, it may have all started with a kiss, but you’ll never want this night to end!

The Latest & Greatest

If you’re always scrambling at the last minute not knowing what to buy for your partner because they’ve probably already bought everything they want for themselves, you might have a “latest & greatest” lover.  These technophiles are always on the forefront of technological advances, and they preorder all the newest gadgets because they just have to have them!  Don’t stress too much though; these high-tech prezzies are sure to impress your lover enough to pull the focus off their screens and onto you…and we can pretty much guarantee they don’t already have these new and trending items!  

The Fashion:

Lingerie is a safe bet for your lover that has everything…it’s your turn to pick out something sexy YOU want to see them in, and they get the spotlight by showing it off before your after dark sex-capades!  For her, go with something classy but trend-forward like the Nicole jersey & lace Teddy in a gorgeous wine color, or something a little edgier like the Unzip Me Chemise, which allows you to be the present waiting to be unwrapped!  For him, something surprising & sexy yet high-tech and comfortable will fit his package nicely, like the Stripe Microfiber Low-Rise Boxer, or the Century Boxer which looks straight out of the latest sci-fi peep show.  The two of you will drown out all distractions when you show up in these hot looks.  

The Fun:

If your lover is usually all about technology but has been reluctant to introduce toys into your bedroom fun, this year’s gift might be a great way to break them in!  A couple’s toy that you can enjoy together like the Satisfyer Double Joy or the We-Vibe Chorus might be a great way to get both of you in on the fun.  Both can be app-controlled and bring the latest & greatest sex toy technology between your sheets!  If you want to get your lover the newest toy tech that’s just for them, the PDx Elite Moto Stroker is where it’s at for him, or the Lora DiCarlo Onda Stimulator with it’s microrobotic come-hither motion and rumbly vibrations to make her g-spot feel juuuuust right!  

The Finale:

Don’t let the hustle & bustle of the holidays and all that gifting come between you and your lover.  Your perfect gift to each other can be an evening in, no bells and whistles…just physical closeness and lots of touch.  The High On Love Sensual Massage Candle will set a romantic mood as it burns, and then allow you to give each other a sensual couples massage.  A premium gift set of high-tech toys like Golden Moments from Womanizer & We-Vibe will keep the party going in your bedroom long after the holiday lights have gone dark.  

The Darker Side of Love

Some lovers need a little break from the saccharine sweetness of Santa & sugarplums.  When it comes to their bedroom fun, they prefer the leather, whips, and chains.  Even if heavy-hitting kink isn’t exactly your thing, you can still show your partner you’re willing to play along with edgy fetish gifts that will be right up their alley.  They’ll appreciate your willingness to learn and participate in their darkest fantasies, and you’ll have fun playing together long after the last Christmas carol has faded.  

The Fashion:

Leather, wet-look, or strappy are all great looks when it comes to kinky fetish wear, and the right fashion helps to set the scene for your play sessions.  Show your lover you want to get dark & dirty with a gift like the Harlot Cupless Corset with a matching lace-up g-string panty, or the Strappy Harness with Gold Chain Detail.  Guys can get in on the harness fun too with the Rouge O.T.H. Front Harness with D-rings to allow for attachments and control, and a Stud Ladder Short to keep his penis in prison until you let it out!

The Fun:

When it comes to BDSM and kink play, the accessories are where it’s at.  Depending on what kind of experience you want to have, a few basics will serve you well.  A choker or collar with a chain leash will allow for training or pet play, and just enhances the look of your fetish outfit. Don’t forget the sexy, lacy cuffs!  A mask or blindfold enhances the sensory experience for the submissive lover, and a double-ended Flip Whip is a great start for those new to impact play…you want it to hurt just enough to be fun!  If you’re ready to commit to this journey with your lover, a gift of a book like Cuffed, Tied, and Satisfied will help you both learn and grow together…and have lots of fetish fun in the process!  

The Finale:

If you want to go all out for your lucky kinky lover, you can’t go wrong with sex furniture.  It will help you start your own little private bedroom dungeon collection, as well as give you tons of new position options and restraints to explore.  The Ramp & Wedge with Restraints from Liberator is a great set with all the basics, and it allows for tons of different configurations for new position possibilities.  You can free yourselves even more and literally get your scenes off the ground (or the bed) with the Fantasy Bondage Swing.  A restraint kit like the Bed Buckler Kit will allow you to effortlessly tie down your lover so you can taunt and tease them until their dark little heart’s content.  Happy gifting, present and future kinksters!  May you and your lover enjoy many not-so-silent nights while having fun with these great gifts!    


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