POSTED ON December 29, 2018
Happy 2019 everybody! To kick off the new year right, we thought we'd give you some steamy sex horoscopes so Capricorn and all other signs could figure out what to expect in and out of the bedroom...
Spotlight: Born between Dec 23 and January 20 Capricorns are some of the hardest workers. They're the doers of the zodiac, and some of the most motivated people you will ever meet. While being committed to your goal(s) can be a good things, some Capricorns take it a bit too far into unwavering stubbornness. They're also quite practical as if everything were a business meeting with a sense of urgency. They're driven, intentional, and efficient.
It's time to express yourself! This may take many different forms, but here's what the universe seems to be saying. It's time to exercise, there's a lot of opportunity and luck headed your way so always keep looking out for it. You're likely to meet a new lover this month, and there's a couple good places you can do so. First, the gym, see that cute brunette on the treadmill? She's (or he's) definitely checking you out. Both of you are already sweaty, why not go say hi, you never know what may come of it. Second, the mall, TONS of people are at the mall. You can totally find your hottie there. Yes, clubs and bars are a good place to meet people, especially on the weekend. Maybe you go out to eat with your friends, and see someone sitting by themselves. Go over and make a new friend, plus you never know what you'll have your mouth around later 😉
Aquarius: Jan 21 - Feb 19
This month is all about you Aquarius. One of the most important relationships you will ever have in your entire life is the relationship with yourself. Do you know what you like, sexually we mean. Are you more of a vibrator or a motionless toy person? Do you like butt stuff? Maybe you like both at the same? If you have a penis, what kind of stroker do you like? Something like the Apollo Alpha Stroker 2 or the Jesse Jane Pussy & Ass Stroker? For all your ladies out there, have your ever tried the Big Shot? With vibrations, girth, length, it squirts, plus a slight curve upward for g-spot fun you're sure to be screaming with pleasure with this fantastic toy. Maybe you don't want any vibes, which is just what the Temptasia Bellatrix Dildo gives. The goal of all this is that you get the deep overwhelming pleasure your body desires. Love yourself, Please yourself, Find yourself.
Pisces: Feb 20 - Mar 20
The power of scintillating touch is real my friends. When was the last time you were intimately touched for a long time by your partner? No penetration, no clothes on, nothing else but the slow graze of their hands on your body feeling every inch of you drinking you in as if you were a fine wine. Maybe they start at your forehead and with one finger slowly go down past the eyebrows, over your nose, hovering over your lips for just the slightest moment, down your chin to your chest and down down down to the hot spot. When was the last time you just held your lover or were held by them? To all you Pisces and lovers of Pisces, embrace each other more. Feel the rush of skin on skin and be amazed at how amazing the both of you feel.
Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 20
Go out and travel! There's so many sights to see and places to be out in the world. Not to mention all the people you're bound to meet, and everybody loves an accent 😉 It's more likely that you'll find your special someone abroad than back home. Whether they're a crisp European, an Asian hottie, an Australia cutie, an African beauty, or a spicy South American, it's sure to be one intimately passionate time. Get out of your comfort zone and explore. There's so much of the world you're not seeing. Stretch yourself, get out of your comfort zone, go places and do things you normally wouldn't do it in and out of the bedroom, and who knows, you may end up liking it more than you thought.
Taurus: April 21 - May 21
This is your month to play like Grey. Have you ever wanted to tie up your lover and make them your sex slave for a night? Maybe you've wanted to be that person. Either way, BDSM and the whole umbrella of fetishes and kinks is yours to explore this month Taurus. Imagine them face down on the bed with their hands behind their back bound in handcuffs. They're assetts are open to you, so you give them a good spanking or maybe just go in through the backdoor. If you want them completely under you & your control try the labia spreader straps, with the bed buckler kit, and the fetish fantasy beginner's ball gag.
Gemini: May 21 - June 21
Break out the role play Gemini! It's about to get hot in here. Have you ever fantasized about showing the maid who's the real boss? Or maybe hoped that you'd get a little more than a show from the crowd pleaser cheerleader? How about re-living those high school dreams huh? The good new is you can do all that and MORE with role play! Maybe it's that crazy hot boot camp instructor who keeps kicking your ass and you want a piece of hers. Or that naughty nurse that keeps touching you in all the right places. Maybe you have a thing for librarians or your co-worker(s). Don't be afraid to act those out with your partner. You never know how erotic it'll be until you try it.
Cancer: June 22-July 22
Confidence and kindness will find your hearts desire. It is my firm belief dear Cancer that this month your special someone is more likely to find you than you are to find them. To help attract them, you might want to invest in some quality pheromones. For guys looking for their lady, Confidence by Eye of Love is what you need. For women looking for your man check out After Dark & Morning Glow. If you've already found them then prepare for the single steamiest, most intimate, most passionate, hottest month of your life to date. Be open to the world. Be open to yourself. Be open to your love. That's where the best pleasure comes from.
Leo: July 23 - Aug 21
You will find a deeply passionate lover this month, the only catch is they may not stick around, only time will tell. So it's best to enjoy it while the going is good, and those good times are likely to include butt stuff. Why, you ask Leo? Because the butt is one of the biggest and best underrated sex organs. From plugs to beads to vibes to rimming to anal and much more the butt is largely an untapped pleasure center for most people. Now I understand that anal play might not be the easiest thing to get into, but that's why B-vibe came up with the Novice Butt Plug. If you're a more experienced anal adventurer, try out the highly rated Rimming Butt Plug.
Virgo: Aug 22 - Sep 23
It's time to pursue your creativity Virgo, especially in terms of your fashion sense. You may already be a fashionista of the highest degree, but you can always step up your game. Your lover is powerless not to want you the moment they see you in the Lacy Garter Mini Dress & Stocking. If you're more of a babydoll girl then you'll love the 2pc Flyaway Open Back Babydoll in lavender and red. Maybe you just want to be wrapped in straps while you dazzle them with your beautiful body in the Enchant Sequin Harness Teddy. The ultimate purpose of any lingerie or clothing is to make you feel good, because when you feel good about you, you attract the right kind of people into your life and that's how you find your soulmate. There's a lot of good chemises, corsets, bustiers, and teddies that you can pair with the right pants/bottom wear to be the hottest one in the club or the bar.
Libra: Sep 24 - Oct 23
Libra, it's time to enhance your physical pleasures. Some of the best and most underrated ways to do this are: candles and tickling. Candles are great for a wide variety of things like: setting the mood with good lighting and great fragrance(s), wax play, and massages. Most importantly, if you're venturing into wax play it is of the utmost importance that you use a candle specifically made for wax play. Using any candle can cause serious painful burns for you and your lover, and no one wants that, but they set an ideal mood for an intimate lovemaking session, especially the Coconut Pineapple Massage Candle from Kama Sutra. Tickling is another phenomenal yet highly under used tool for physical pleasure, so what are you waiting for? There's tons of good ones like the Pleasure Feather.
Scorpio: Oct 24th - Nov 22
You're overflowing with energy, passion, and good intentions. All this positivity is attractive, and find yourself in a very new situation. One of two things, maybe even both, are before you. You have the option to be in a sexual encounter with multiple partners, whether that's a threesome, orgy, groupsex, etc. You also have way more one on one sexual partners this month than ever before. Both of these aren't necessarily bad as it's good to figure out what feels the best for you, maybe you're more polygamous than monogamous, or maybe polygamy isn't for you. Whatever your sexual preferences turn out to be, it's ok to experiment. It's ok to go outside your comfort zone and have a threesome or go to a swinger's club. At the same time, it's ok never to venture outside of missionary with only one opposite gender lover. Whatever you do, don't forget the lube.
Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 22
While Scorpio may want to find the nearest orgy, you dear archer are as straight as your arrow, not in the sense of sexual orientation but in that you're focused on your goal of one person. You know who you are and what you want in a life-long partner. This is the month to go for them. The only catch is you have to be out and about to find them. Now this doesn't mean becoming Sherlock Holmes, but you have to visibly be in the public to meet the love of your life. It is only ever in romance books and Hallmark movies that they show up on your front porch. Nothing will stop you from meeting your soulmate this month Sagittarius, you're laser focused, but don't let that make you close minded. It's likely you'll meet them in the most unexpected place.