Sexual Zodiac: April 2022

by Kristin T.

March 18, 2022


Spring is on its way, and with it comes Aries season. The brave & bold sign represented by the symbol of the ram will have a sex-charged month with their innate warmth and passion in full effect, but what about YOUR love life? The weather is heating up, and so is the bedroom energy for pretty much everyone! All the signs are here, so read on to see what the stars have in store for you this April.

Spotlight: Those born between March 21st and April 19th flock under the sign of the ram known as Aries. Aries is often referred to as the ‘baby’ of the zodiac, but this is solely because it’s the first sign in order. There’s nothing babyish about Aries individuals…except maybe that they can be a tad needy at times, especially of physical affection and attention. Aries folks are often big, bold, loud, and proud personalities. They love competition and being the center of attention, so you can often find them on the stage or screen, in leadership roles at work, or playing and/or watching sports. They are courageous and never shy away from a challenge or adventure, especially if it’s physical, and even if it’s dangerous! Fair warning that if you’re partnered with an Aries, you may have to spend more time in the ER with them than you might like! Aries are always on the move, and prefer a partner that can keep up. The fact that they often have energy to burn paired with their generosity and caring nature means you can often find them doing volunteer work for causes they care about, so if you’re trying to pair up with an Aries, that’s a great place to start! Underneath all that excess energy, Aries are genuinely warm, passionate, and loving, so they can make wonderful romantic partners for the right person. The best love matches for Aries will often come from their fellow bright and bubbly fire signs (Aries, Sagittarius, and Leo), and their best sex will come with a Libra lover, even though they don’t have much in common on the surface…finding a way to make it work is just another exciting challenge!

Aries: The sun in your sign has your competitive streak thrown into overdrive. Take a deep breath and figure out who you’re competing with; it may just be yourself in an endless quest for perfection. Instead of striving to compete and win, strive to cooperate, especially when it comes to your love life. If you’re partnered, mix up your fun with some new activities you can do together, like some exciting BDSM play. Take control with the sexy red Ouch Luxury Spreader Bar and the Enchanted Heart Paddle. Too dark for you? The two of you can do the horizontal mambo with suggestions from the Lover’s Choice game…the his/hers dynamic ensures you both get to play! Whether you’re playing together or alone, the Silver Delights Collection will make a great way to treat yourself for your birthday this month. Your confidence is soaring, too, so if you’re single and seeking, spritz on some pheromone body mist for him or for her before you go out on the town, and your sex appeal will be unstoppable! Remember, you’re human, not perfect, and you shouldn’t need to compete with yourself or anyone else for your soulmate!

Taurus: The Venus-Ceres trine in your sign means you’ve been in a particularly cuddly, touchy-feely mood, almost to the point of being clingy. If you’re partnered and you can feel them pulling away, take a step back and try to see things from their perspective. If you’re single and haven’t had anyone to focus that physical attention on, be careful…you may feel drawn to go back to an ex. Why not lavish yourself with all that love and affection instead? Slow things down and take some time for self-care. Treat yourself to a warm bath with some sexual stimulation using the Water Slyde, and get your best intimate shave ever with luxurious Coochy cream…that way you’ll be extra smooth for all that coupled love and bonding time you’re craving. Snuggling is wonderful, but too much of a good thing might annoy your lover.

Gemini: The sun leaving gentle Pisces for gutsier fire sign Aries has you willing to take some risks, including in your love life. If you’ve had your eye on someone, go for it…the worst they can say is no, and you’re feeling confident and prepared to handle that. If rejection does happen, treat yourself to a buzzy clitoral bunny or a smooth see-thru stroker for some soothing self-love. Coupled? Take some romantic dares in the bedroom by donning a sexy new teddy or trunks, and playing a game of Bedroom Truth or Dare. Sometimes you have to go out on a limb for love, but luck is on your side, and the risk will almost always be worth it!

Cancer: Aggressive Aries season has you feeling confident & competitive. That’s an OK thing as long as you don’t get too carried away. No longer willing to stand on the sidelines, you’re willing and able to go after what you want in love this month, even if you require a little boost from some sensual pheromones. If your lover says you’re coming off as intimidating, slow down and soften things up with some romantic couple’s massage and a serious snuggle sesh in comfy loungewear for him and for her. It’s okay to go after what you want in life and in love, but know when to pull back a little if needed.

Leo: The sun in bold and brazen Aries may have you feeling a little pushy this month, and it can change the nature of your relationship if you’re not careful. If you’re paired with a fellow fire sign, they are probably right there with you, but use caution with your behavior around more sensitive signs. Keep things light and playful with some bedroom roleplay (even better if you can let your lover be in charge) or a dice game that leaves your bedroom adventures at the mercy of a roll instead of your strong desires. If you’re going to come on too strong, do it with flirtatious notes that will leave your lover longing for you later…and save that aggressive energy and ramming for the bedroom!

Virgo: Mentally active Mercury, your ruling planet, leaves smart Aquarius for dreamy Pisces, giving you a chance to let your imagination soar. You’ll feel particularly creative and romantic this month, and your partner will take notice and love every minute of it. You’ll impress them with how good a listener you’re able to be when they need to vent; maybe let them do so in soft candlelight and give them a warm massage with a fun tool after. You’ll also be able to shock them when you take charge in the bedroom with a BDSM scene or just put on something new and sexy for a sultry evening together. Romance will come naturally to you this month, so see what you can make happen whether you’re coupled or single and seeking!

Libra: A Venus-Saturn conjunction in innovative Aquarius on March 28th pushes you into April with a focus on the future. If you’ve been feeling stuck, this is a sign from the universe that now is your time to act, especially when it comes to pursuing your main relationship goals. Go after that cutie you’ve had your eye on from afar, or spend time cultivating the love you want with your current partner. Set new intentions and goals for your love life, like having sex at least three times a week, or adding a cute couple’s toy into your play, then stick to it. You’ll be surprised how good things can feel when you really go after what you want!

Scorpio: You’re heading into April with a stronger sense of empathy than usual, and you can use it to benefit your love life. If you and your partner have had communication issues lately, try to see (and feel) things from their point of view, and you may get a clearer picture of the actions you need to take to patch things up. Play an intimate game to bond with them and you’ll understand that their emotions and their love for you run deep. If you’ve wronged your partner, make it up to them with a soothing CBD massage or a kinky night of fun. You’ll have good luck in love for a long time now, and every time something good happens, your belief in fate is increased just a little more.

Sagittarius: You might have a hard time making a love connection this month, Sag. Even if you have date nights lined up, you just might not click. That’s okay; just focus on self-love and don’t let it stress you out too much. If you’re coupled, you might even be feeling aloof or removed from your partner right now. Try not to stay so busy that you block them out; a busy work and social life isn’t an excuse to ignore your lover. Make a date night complete with candlelight and cuddles, and try some new aphrodisiacs or enhancements to spice up your sex life.

Capricorn: This month will be all about innovation and change, Caps, and your brain is firing off ideas at every turn.  If you’re single and ready to mingle, you’re likely looking to switch things up with someone that goes against your usual type.  Keep your list of deal breakers and deal makers tucked away in the back of your mind, and you might just find someone surprising who checks all of your boxes.  If you’re partnered, it’s time to really cultivate you two as an item.  If you feel bored or stuck in a rut, engage in some bedroom role play to shake things up, or spend a romantic weekend in bed with each other. Think about exactly what you want your relationship to look like, then do the work to make it so!

Aquarius: This is a month of contradictions for you, Aquarius, but you and your relationships will get through unscathed. You’ll want to dig deep on the current path you’re on with a lover, but also leave things open-ended in case you’re on the wrong path. You’re craving close connection, but also shouldn’t make any major decisions right now…this means if you’re single, it may be best to maintain that course for a minute. It’s OK to be emotionally vulnerable, but entering a new relationship that way can be cause for trouble. Slow down, take care of yourself, and let your partner know if you need a little bit of a breather. They’ll understand and you’ll both come out happier on the other side.

Pisces: You may get some unexpected news at the beginning of the month, but it’s nothing you can’t handle, especially side by side with your partner.  If you’re single, that surprising news may concern a crush…and it’s a positive surprise! Your self-awareness is at its highest right now, so use that to go for what you really want.  This includes partnered Pisceans, too. Make sure to communicate with your lover…they’re not a mind reader…but expect the same in return. Plan a romantic evening in with an intimate game and sensual massage while you discuss any concerns and really listen to theirs.  If you’re right for each other, you’ll come out stronger than ever. If you’ve just become too incompatible with each other, moving on is okay, too.