Sexual Zodiac: December Gift Horoscopes

Sexual Zodiac: December Gift Horoscopes
POSTED ON November 30, 2017

It’s time to pull out the stockings, hang up some mistletoe, and start thinking about the sexy gifts you’re going to treat your partner with this year! Luckily our December sex horoscopes are here to give you just the inspiration you need. Find the perfect sexy treat for your lover below!

SagittariusSagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 22

Happy birthday you sexy Sagittarius you! The archer is known for their unique sense of creativity and downright wild enthusiasm for sexual adventures. Man or woman alike will appreciate the extreme sensory play to be explored with the sharp, nerve-stimulating pins of the 7 Wheel Pinwheel – just be careful you don’t go overboard with this toy!

CapricornCapricorn: Dec 23 - Jan 20

Picture Capricorn prancing about, strutting their stuff – that’s what Capricorns do best! One of the sassiest yet most steadfast among the signs, they deserve a gift that lets them put on a show with style. The Pure Bliss Babydoll is a perfectly blissful gift for her, as cute as it as sexy, while the 100% Silk Boxers are a dependable choice for an equally dependable man.

Aquarius: Jan 21 - Feb 19Aquarius

Although Aquarius has a giving spirit and open mind, they still tend to be a little vanilla when it comes to the bedroom. They do, however, have a special fondness for tactile sensations, so have a little fun with a simple yet effective sexual accessory like the tickling capabilities of the Pleasure Feather.

PiscesPisces: Feb 20 - Mar 20

Oh, sensitive, sweet Pisces – what will sexy Santa bring you this year? Precious few signs are quite as in tune with their own body’s sexual needs and mind’s desires as Pisces, so we predict that the perfect gifts for this romantic sign are ones that will allow them to indulge in pure self-pleasure. Try the G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator for her and the Apollo Alpha Stroker 2 for him.

AriesAries: Mar 21 - Apr 20

Aries is known for a few things, but chief among them is the depth of powerful aggression that turns them on – both to receive and give out! The perfect gift for energetic Aries is one that will allow them to indulge some of their wildest bondage-related fantasies, so we recommend the the Fantasy Bondage Swing.


Taurus: April 21 - May 21

If you know and love a Taurus, you know that the perfect description for this sign is red-hot. Treat the Taurus in your life to steamy luxury with everything one would need for a deeply erotic massage. A love kit like the Garden of Edo set makes it easy by including massage oil, lubricant, sensual bath salts, and even more!

GeminiGemini: May 22 - June 21

Geminis love to chat, so why not treat the Gemini in your life to a gift that will encourage some exciting erotic conversation between the two of you? Stepping outside your comfort zone can itself be an amazing gift, but you might never know what’s possible until it’s staring you in the face. Give it a whirl with the Aphrodisia Erotic Couples Game.


Cancer: June 22 - July 22

Everyone is busy during the holidays, but since Cancers are naturally such people pleasers, they’re going to be extra busy this month. The perfect gift for sweet, emotional, nurturing Cancer is something that allows them to focus totally on themselves: think the Lay On Rabbit Vibrator for her and the Blewit Male Masturbator for him.

LeoLeo: July 23 - Aug 21

If you love a Leo, you know the intense power of their lust. You also know how devoted, generous, and loyal they are, which calls for a sexy gift that rewards their loyalty while letting their wild side shine. Treat your Leo to the Womanizer Pro W500 in Leopard (of course) for her and the Malesation Anal Starter Kit for him.

VirgoVirgo: Aug 22 - Sep 23

With Virgos, everything must always be in the right place. That doesn’t mean that Virgo is sexually prim and proper, though; in the bedroom, Virgos are often game to take things to an aggressive level. With a gift like the Beaded Rabbit S&M Bondage Set, there are plenty of things for curious men and women to explore.

LibraLibra: Sep 24 - Oct 23

Libras like to keep the balance in life, but they also have some decidedly unconventional desires. Show the Libra you love how much they mean to you with a gift that allows you both to explore some highly unusual terrain, like the Shock Therapy Kit.

Scorpio: Oct 24 - Nov 22Scorpio

Let’s face it: Scorpios just love to have sex, all kinds of sex. But that doesn’t mean they necessarily like to parade it around; Scorpios also cherish privacy and love the thrill of keeping sexual secrets between themselves and their partners. This year, give them a secret they’ll be even more thrilled to keep: the cheetah-colored Whip Smart Pleasure Swing!

Keep an eye out for all our holiday gift guides to come this month! Find sexy seasonal inspiration in our entire collections of holiday adult toys, holiday lingerie, and holiday accessories – in addition to everything we have to offer for her and for him! As always, browse discreetly online or head into at a Lover’s Lane near you.