Sexual Zodiac: January 2024

by Kristin T.

December 21, 2023


Another chilly winter is blowing by in a hurry, and a new year is upon us! Everyone will feel ready to kick things into high gear to keep their New Year’s resolutions, especially motivated Capricorns who are celebrating their season in the sun. Keep ‘improving your love and sex life’ as a high priority goal, and you’ll soar through this snowy, sexy, sometimes uncertain season. Snuggle up by the fireplace and read on to see what the stars have in store for YOUR sign this January.

Spotlight: Born between December 22 and January 19, Capricorns are one of the steadfast Earth signs, along with Taurus and Virgo, with whom they are very romantically compatible. Represented by the symbol of the mythical sea-goat, Capricorn is a cardinal sign, giving them part of their “all work, no play” reputation. Capricorns get stuff DONE! They will work at something until it is finished to their liking (and their standards are HIGH). This sometimes means they pursue tasks or relationships…even those that are not good for them…a little too relentlessly. While it’s true that Capricorns are very driven to success, especially in business and finances, they are capable of “cutting loose”. You won’t find them partying or at the club, though. This usually looks like working on a hobby they find challenging but relaxing, like gardening, puzzles, or reading…ideally alongside their lover. Capricorns are strong-willed and protective, so they often prefer a partner they can feel protective of; independent spirits beware! While the other stoic, practical Earth signs are a good long-term love match for Capricorn, it is with a Cancer that they will have the hottest sex life. Caps and all the other signs can read on to see what the stars have in store for your romantic pursuits this January.

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

New year, new chances to move on from past hurts and focus on new romances…and yourself! That’s how this month will feel with the healing asteroid Chiron going direct in your determined sign. It’s the perfect opportunity to get closure and take care of YOU. Get reacquainted with your deepest desires through exploration with multifunctional toys or exciting water jets made just for pleasure. All this self-care will help you heal from any past relationships where someone may have hurt you, and move along to bigger and better-for-you endeavors. Love shouldn’t hurt…unless you want it to! 😉 Just keep it to that desirable physical pain going forward, not the emotional kind!

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You’ve been feeling a little strapped for cash lately, and it’s been harshing your dating & social life. Those feelings dissipate this month after prosperous Jupiter goes direct in your financially-minded sign on December 30th. The financial stability will return, and with it, your confidence. In the meantime, though, don’t forget you can still have plenty of fun while being frugal! Spend some intimate date nights in, just playing sexy games or snuggling in something cozy. Or treat yourself to a more affordable private label version of a name-brand sex toy staple. With some smart saving and spending, you’ll be back in the high life again in no time!

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You’re learning to resolve communication issues you’ve had in the past, and the key to this is keeping an open mind. This will serve you well when it comes to having a hot sex life, too; you’re not afraid to do something a little daring. You’ll find a stimulating mental connection with someone new if you’re seeking it, or deepen the one you already have with your person. Engaging with someone as smart as you or even smarter is so sexy and energizing. Stay open-minded to all the new positions they want to teach you or any kinky new ideas they suggest, and you’ll learn more than you ever thought possible about how to have infinitely more amazing sex.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

The sun in ambitious Capricorn will have you getting out your sexual bucket list and setting some concrete goals that you want to achieve – together or by yourself – this year. Get comfy and sit down with your lover and make some plans for items you want to check off…then get to doing it! Couple’s massages by candlelight? Trying new ideas for creative date nights? Mutual masturbation sessions with new toys for him and her (that are just as fun solo)? Kinky bondage play? Talk about what you want, then make it happen. You can easily knock several things out this month! Even if you’ve been neglecting your sex or self-love to-do list for awhile, it’s a great time to get back to it!

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

A steady Sun-Saturn sextile on Dec. 24th sends you into January with your feet planted firmly on the ground. You’ll still do things with your signature Leo flair, but you can appreciate the beauty of keeping things practical and down-to-earth, too. Take this time to set goals for your relationship or any romance you’re seeking. Make lists of pros & cons, needs & wants, and deal makers & deal breakers when it comes to dating and mating, and stick to your guns. You can see that there’s no sense in pursuing a relationship that isn’t for you. Take that time to do something nice for YOU, instead! Spritz on some sexy pheromone perfume and put yourself out there, and the perfect partner for you will come prowling in no time!

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

If things have been sort of ho-hum in your sex life lately, fear not…relief is on the way! Venus and spicy Sagittarius hook up, which encourages you to take some risks. You have a lot to look forward to in the romance department, especially if you happen to be paired with a wild Aries who will rock your world in the bedroom. Hopefully your lover will surprise you with a date night out while wearing a panty vibe or something equally risqué. Don’t fret if you need to get things going a little, though. Set the stage for romance with rose petals and a sexy board game that will certainly lead to more excitement between the sheets no matter how you play it! You’ll have SO much fun if you just go with the flow.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

The full moon in caring Cancer on Dec. 26th sends you into this season feeling all the feels. You’ll be on an emotional roller coaster, and if you don’t take some time for yourself and just ride those waves, you’ll definitely be screaming to get off! If there’s anything heavy you need to talk to your partner about, get it off your chest now or you’ll be uncomfortably stewing about it all month. Hopefully they’ll be by your side with some relaxing massage and gentle kisses. You just need to be reminded that they’re there for you and everything will be okay. Because it will. Now go get your self-pleasure on until you feel more like yourself!

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You’re giving “mysterious” this month as Venus sextiles your dark, brooding co-leader, Pluto. Of course many people find mysterious to be magnetic, so work that irresistible charm. Embrace your shadowy side by giving in to any darker desires you’ve been sweeping under the rug. See if your lover can match your sassy & seductive energy with some brat play or kinky rope bondage. You might be surprised how well anything “weird” you suggest will be received by your partner. Anything you can do to keep them guessing helps the relationship grow deeper, and that’s always a good thing.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You’re far from a narcissist, but you may find yourself being a little selfish in love and dating this month. You just know that you need to look out for your best interests. Getting what you want is top priority right now, especially in the bedroom, even if that means you have to do it yourself! If you’re partnered, make sure you and bae are well-matched when it comes to interests and hobbies so you’ll always have something to bond over. You’re feeling particularly adventurous and outgoing right now, wanting to try new things. If you find yourself stuck with a risk-averse stick in the mud or absolute homebody, you may need to evaluate if you can be truly happy with them and act accordingly.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

The caring Cancer full moon on the 26th sends you into January on a kind & compassionate high note. Love is a work of heart, and you’re prepared to put in all the work nurturing and supporting your sweetheart. If you’re single, that means you should pour all that energy into nurturing yourself right now and taking care of your own needs, sexual and otherwise. As much as you want someone to take care of, trying to date at this time may not be ideal. Take the edge off instead With your feelings all over the place, you may confuse your admirer or get yourself in over your head with someone you don’t really want to. Lay low, love yourself, and try to get back out there when you feel ready.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Like a beautiful phoenix rising from the ashes, you know this is your time to rise towards better things in life and love. You’ve always been a warrior but the battles have left you beaten and bruised. Now you just want to be happy, and you feel confident that you can achieve that. You finally see that you don’t owe anyone any apologies; if you’ve hurt anyone in the past, it’s only because they hurt you first, and none of that needs to be dragging you or them down any more. Make like Elsa and let that shit go; it’s time. Work on taking care of you and let your loving, nurturing nature bloom, and the right soul for you will come buzzing your way in no time.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

That darn overly caring Cancer full moon on the 26th has you all caught up in your feels to kick off the new year, and it’s not always pretty. You know your emotions can run deep, and you may find yourself laughing hysterically one moment and melting down crying over the absurdity of life the next. Your partner knows you well, though, and while it might take lots of reassurance through hugs and kisses and cozy massages, you will come to realize they are there for you no matter what. Through all the emotional highs and lows, remember that you have your lover or your friends to lean on, and they will understand and see you through to sunnier days ahead.

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