Sexual Zodiac: March 2019 Horoscope

Sexual Zodiac: March 2019 Horoscope
POSTED ON February 21, 2019

The stars have some good news for each sign this month. While Pisces might be the luckiest of the bunch, everyone else gets their fair share of pleasure, that includes you too Taurus & Virgo!


Spotlight: Born between February 20 and March 20 Pisces are the some of the best friends you can have. They're selfless, compassionate, and gentle among other good qualities. They're big romantics who generally enjoy music and sleep making them great cuddle buddies. If you're a know-it-all or someone who enjoys criticizing people then steer clear as those are among a Pisces's greatest dislikes.

Pisces, this month is the time for a deep intimate connection with some passionate love making sure to follow. If you're single, it's likely you'll meet a special someone. If you're already in a relationship then dive deeper into that and invest into your love life, the intimacy is sure to follow. What pulls you to them? Is it their smile? How they make you laugh? The way they look at you right after sex like you're the only one in the world? Maybe their intelligence and/or sense of humor? Tell them what you like about them. People like to hear those kinds of things. Dig deep and rediscover the giddy feeling of loving each other.

Aries: March 21 - April 20

Time to venture outside of your comfort zone Aries! You and your partner should experiment with a wide variety of sex positions. Missionary, doggy, and cowgirl are all great, especially cowgirl, (yes there's other "traditional" positions) but there's still so much more to explore. Yes, the rhyme was intentional, but that's not the point. There's so so so many different kinds of sex positions, chances are you probably won't love all of them, but there's likely to be at least a couple that'll blow more than your mind.

Taurus: April 21 - May 21

Chances are, you had a magnificent Valentine's Day, but if you didn't, don't worry about it because you're about to experience romance so good you'll be pinching yourself. V-Day might be over, but romance still fills the air for you Taurus. You might have a string of hot sweaty amazing one night stands culminating in meeting the one you want to spend the rest of your life with. Maybe you reconnect with an older lover then the spark turns into an inferno of passion and you wake up the next morning smiling at each other in bed. You may be introduced to a friend of a friend and instantly hit it off flirting back and forth for hours while the rest of your friends smile and talk about you two from across the room. Who knows? But it's sure to be fun.

Gemini: May 21 - June 21

Gemini this is your month to embrace the booty. Let's be honest, the butt is really where it's at these days. Some people don't like to do butt stuff out of fear of pain or taboo, but there's actually nothing wrong with it. Like anything else in life, you should do it the right way for the best results, ie lots of lube preferably a designated anal lube and not just anything off the shelf. Take things slow and ease into it. It's fair to hesitate and be unsure, it's that's the case a nice massage before is good to loosen you up, plus a good booty rub down is always nice. Also, start small, do not start with something like a King Cock, Flexi Felix is a great starter or if you want to try something that vibrates this petite plug is a great starter. If you're a veteran anal adventurer you might want the King Cock or his twelve inch cousin, but it's not the best place to start.

Cancer: June 22-July 22

Time for the best kind of love Cancer, self love! Following our popular article, the stars are saying it's time for some me time. Reconnect with yourself. If you don't know what you like, then figure it out. What kind of toys really get you going? Ladies, we all know clitoral stimulators are a pretty popular one, but what about g-spot vibes, wands, or just a regular dildo? Maybe it's a rabbit, some kegels, or a bullet. There's so much out there to play around with. What works best for you? Now gents, strokers alone are great but we all know most guys, are conscious about their size, so why not try out a pump? There's nothing wrong with wanting a longer dong. Pumping isn't difficult by any means, but if you don't do it right then you're likely to end up with some nasty bruises so read up and pump on men!

Leo: July 23 - Aug 21

Time to spice up the wardrobe Leo. The only question is, whose? Your lover might give you a sex surprise with him/herself in one seductive outfit from Lover's Lane. Take the Beautiful Venice Babydoll or the Nicolette Teddy, that deep V would pull you right in. Maybe you walk into the bedroom one day to see them sprawled across the bed dressed only in the Kiss Me Mesh Thong or they took the slightly more modest route with these low-rise boxers? Some people's love language is gift giving. Now that could be you giving them the gift of lingerie, giving them the gift of you in lingerie, or giving themselves to you in lingerie. Anyway you look at it, it's a pretty good deal. Getting down and dirty is probably in your near future, so the stars predict.

Virgo: Aug 22 - Sep 23

Slow is the name of the game Virgo. This month is for you to explore some different kinds of sex, nothing kinky, no fetishes (unless you want to that is), but slow sex, tantric sex. In the same way you do different sex positions for more pleasure, slow sex and tantric sex provides the same heightened pleasure in a unique way. However, the fun doesn't end there. You may already be a master at oral, but it never hurts to sharpen your skills once in a while. To impress man your man crack open Blow Him Away & to give your lady the orgasm she really deserves there's The Lowdown on Going Down.

Libra: Sep 24 - Oct 23

This one is mainly for all the single Libras out there. Be on the lookout for Sagittarius or Leo as they're your most compatible match for love, romance, and a steamy sex life. Now, this doesn't mean that if you're a Libra currently in a relationship with someone who isn't a Sagittarius or Leo that you're incapable of having a juicy sex life. It simply means that Libras with a Sagittarius/Leo are more likely to than other signs. They'll still have problems as everybody in any relationship, intimate or not will, but they're the most probable to have a harmonious connection. Anyone two people can make any relationship work, if both parties truly yearn for it to. So what are you waiting for Libra? Go find your Sagittarius or Leo and get lost in the sexual wonderland of each other.

Scorpio: Oct 24th - Nov 22

Stock up on lots of lube and condoms now Scorpio, because you're going to need it. This tail end of February and March are highly likely to be full of sex. People, if they don't already do, will find you irresistible. Men & women alike, you can turn either side if you like, unless you swing that way; Intimacy Advisor is a judgement free zone. We're well aware of how much you're focused on the facts and the truth of the matter. It's ok to not know exactly what makes you so attractive to everybody, but if you want to kick it up a notch then freshen up, spritz on some pheromones, dress to the nines and watch as they smile and wink at you. As they say, the world is your oyster Scorpio, and it's time to play 😉

Sagittarius: Nov 23 - Dec 22

Have you ever used toys during sex? Because it can take even the most mind-shattering intercourse and elevate it to a higher level. If you don't know where to start, couples toys like the Couples Rabbit Vibrator or the Sharevibe from Fun Factory are a solid choice. Here, picture this, she lies on her back on the bed while he stands up and enters her from under the legs. There's not a whole lot of attention to the clit from the position alone, so either partner could use the Womanizer Liberty for a more explosive orgasm for her. Maybe you want to experience double penetration, but you really don't want a third playmate. Good news, there are toys like the Double Penetrator Dream Cock Ring just for this purpose. These are just a couple scenarios, but the possibilities are endless.

Capricorn: Dec 23 - Jan 20

Who ever said spicing things up had to cost a lot or involve some grand plan? Pasties easily allow you to bring a renewed excitement into the bedroom, or wherever else you may be, by leaving little to the imagination and making them desire you that much more. Some are edible for more titillating sensations. The same goes for edible underpants, great fun for not breaking the bank. So try something new, the odds of your partner liking the sight of you in pasties and/or edible underwear are well in your favorite. I mean, you're essentially naked, and who doesn't love seeing their partner naked?

Aquarius: Jan 21 - Feb 19

Ok Aquarius, you've had two months to focus on you and get some good self love in. Now is the time to set your focus on others, maybe multiple partners. Have you ever been in a threesome, foursome, or orgy? Maybe the better question is have you ever wanted to be a part of any of them? Be safe about it, just remember it's your life, live how you want to live. Maybe you focus on that one special someone. What's their favorite position? What's their favorite role play or fore play activity? Sex educator Chance Marquez said, "Perhaps the kinkiest thing I've ever done is monogamy."


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