Sexual Zodiac: May 2023

by Kristin T.

April 22, 2023


We’re charging headlong into Taurus season as spring continues to blossom around us. Gentle yet tenacious Taureans will have a flirtatious & free-wheeling time this month as they celebrate their birthdays. They feel especially empowered to indulge freely in all of their favorite intimate pleasures. All the other signs are here, too, so read on to see what the stars have in store for your sex and love life this May.

Spotlight: Born between April 20th and May 20th are those that roam under Taurus, the sign of the bull. Referred to as Taureans, they tend to be one of the most misunderstood signs, assumed to be stoic and stubborn like their symbol. While they may sometimes come across as being set in their ways or even lazy, the behaviors that make them seem that way are based in a ton of deep analytical, intellectual, and emotional thought processing. They tend to look at things from every angle and see all the pros and cons before making any major decisions. So while they may seem laid back while pondering a decision…maybe too laid back, they truly are interested and engaged…they just need some time to think about things. Taureans are also lovers of pleasure and passion, and like to indulge their taste for the most beautiful and comfortable things money can buy. They need to spend all that time deep in thought in comfy surroundings, after all! Taurus folks are natural flirts and have no problem attracting admirers with their approachable, sensuous demeanor, but those admirers may have to be on the patient side to match with a Taurus. Taureans tend to have the best long-term romantic partnerships with a fellow Earth sign (Taurus, Capricorn, or Virgo). Their most intense sexual match is with a Scorpio because they take pleasure and passion just as seriously as Taurus does.

Aries: You’ve been having some profound emotional and sexual revelations lately, Aries, and they don’t stop now. You’re ready to stay the course and allow growth and transformation to happen. Celebrate your metamorphosis with a butterfly vibe or lingerie to set your soul soaring. Your confidence is through the roof right now, so you have no problem saying yes to things you really want, or no to things that don’t fit your vibes. You’re not afraid to shoot your shot, but you can walk away with your head held high if things just don’t work out. You know exactly what you want out of your romantic life, and you’re going to do everything in your power to achieve it this month.

Taurus: The sun in your stable house of new beginnings gives you renewed hope that your relationship can go the distance, or a chance to confidently make a clean break if that’s what is truly needed. Just make sure you’re not throwing in the towel too soon. If you’ve done everything you can think of to try to reconnect and spice things up – like roleplay fantasies, adding a toy to the bedroom, or a sensual naked date night – and things still aren’t working, it may be a sign that it never will. Whether you are rekindling an old flame, embarking on something new, or bringing a partnership to an end, you’ll feel good about any relationship decisions you have to make this month.

Gemini: Your May will be full of spontaneity and surprises, Gemini. If you’re single and seeking, you may discover an unexpected spark with someone where you least expect it. Don’t be afraid to follow that path…you’ll be very pleased with where it leads. If you’re happily coupled, it’s time to light your own spark by embracing the unfamiliar. Indulge your lover with a kinky BDSM scene inspired by an erotic domination fantasy, or talk about your hopes & dreams while you lavish your lover with a sensual massage. As long as you’re stepping out and trying new things, you’ll have a surprisingly steamy month.

Cancer: A Mars-Uranus sextile on April 29th sends you into May on an open-minded high note. This is the time for experimentation. If your relationship is just blossoming, it’s a good time to talk openly about all sorts of stuff – kinky, silly, or serious – without worrying about judgment or dismissiveness. Partnered? This fun energy encourages you to try something new in the bedroom. Don’t be afraid to make any “weird” requests you’ve been thinking about. If your partner isn’t into it, all they have to say is no…and if they say yes, you’ll both just have a really great time.

Leo: You’re heading into May in a bit of a power-trippy mode triggered by a powerful Sun-Pluto square. You want to be in control of everything at all times…including your current or potential partner…yet you may have a hard time even controlling your emotions. Avoid making any relationship-altering decisions during this time, as all your sensitivities are close to the surface. Hand over some control to your lover and let them plan a little escape for you. You can both get in touch with your softer sides through an intimate game, and all the sexual shenanigans you can dream up with some simple bedroom essentials. Just relax and appreciate the good things you have going for you.

Virgo: The sun in jealous Taurus this month may have you feeling insecure about other people your lover spends time with. If you really think something is going on, it’s okay to talk to them, but don’t jump to conclusions or accuse them of anything you don’t honestly think is true. Trust and honesty are both two-way streets. Rebuild your relationship after any rocky patches with a romantic evening in full of intimate relaxing massage and a play session in the shower with a waterproof toy. Surrendering your body to your partner in this way can help heal your bond and remind you there’s nothing to worry about.

Libra: You’re heading into May with a mind for adventure. You can’t wait for all the new things you can do with your lover, or the chance to meet someone new. A combination of nervousness and excitement drives your spontaneity and experimentation this month, and you’re ready to lean into it and have fun. An occasional sensual rubdown or a surprise sexy dice game keep you on the edge of your seat with horny anticipation. You never know what might happen when you let your hearts rule your night.

Scorpio: The open-minded Mars-Uranus sextile on April 29th has you heading into May ready to lower your inhibitions and try something new. If you are already pretty sexually liberal like most Scorpios, getting even freakier could get interesting! Open yourself up to a power exchange complete with some light impact play, or bring some super kinky furniture into your dungeo…errr…bedroom. Aftercare with lots of massage and body worship will send you off to sleep with sweet memories. No matter what you choose, you’ll be strengthening your bond with your partner (or yourself) and having lots of fun doing it!

Sagittarius: The sun in slow-paced Taurus finally gives you some much-needed breathing room. Now that you can relax a little, it’s a good time to think about the future. If you’re partnered, make sure to plan some fun & special date nights. A game for two can get you talking and touching. Close the night with sensual touch and massage oil candles. Whether your evening together leads to discussions about your hopes and dreams, or just living in the moment and enjoying each other, they will be worthwhile either way. If you’re single or in the beginning of a new relationship, you’ll love how things are smoothing out. Stay the course and watch your future fall into place beautifully.

Capricorn: This month should be all about goal-setting…and goal smashing, Caps. This applies to all aspects of your life, but especially your love and sex life. You know what you want, and you’re ready to do what you need to do to get it. It might be a good time to make a sexual bucket list with your lover. The romantic & kinky suggestions in the Love Club Coupon Book can be a great place to start! Talk about what toys you’d like to try together, or what pegging fantasies you’d like to explore, then work towards making them happen. The harder you work, the more success you’ll have…and this will be very sexy success!

Aquarius: Your quirky home planet of Uranus in a sextile with confident Mars means your May will bring lots of happy days (and romantic nights). As long as you keep an open mind, you and/or you & your partner will find all sorts of fun new ways to explore orgasmic adventures and sensual touch. You have tons of ideas about how to expand your mind and enhance your relationship, and hopefully your partner is willing to go with the flow and try them with you. This planetary aspect dares you to do whatever first pops into your head!

Pisces: While this month’s lunation may try to unsettle your peace, you won’t let it as long as you remember who you are. Stay grounded, and allow your partner to help by offering a listening ear, an intimate massage, or a gentle kinky play session. Feeling their touch will remind you of their love and your strength if things start to get unsteady. Remember to practice self-care and enjoy some silly time with your friends, too. They are all there for you, but you sometimes forget this and wind up feeling like the universe is bullying you. Stand your ground when you need to, but it’s okay to be soft and vulnerable for those who love you.

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