If there’s anything 2020 has taught us, it’s this: out of the craziest of dumpster fires can thankfully emerge a new sex toy collection. (Or something like that. We’re all a little cooped up and nutty by this point.)
But truly, dear valentine, whether you’re single, coupled, or somewhere else along the relationship spectrum, this is the year to buy ALL the pleasure toys. You deserve it just for making it into 2021!
We’ve put together a best-of list that doesn’t discriminate by gender, body part or romantic status. So this February 14th, drop whatever you’re doing and celebrate whoever is at your side (even if it’s just your bad self).
The Golden Moments collection by Womanizer and We-Vibe
Seriously, do we even need to legitimize your license to treat yourself this quarantined Valentine’s Day?
The Golden Moments collection by Womanizer and We-Vibe unites two of the most celebrated, non-stop-talked-about sex toys of the last decade. And believe us when we say – this pair is worth the hype!
Womanizer’s clitoral air suction toy surrounds your clit with gentle (or strong!), indirect stimulation, while the We-Vibe rocks against your G-spot and clit during partner or solo play.
Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Stroker
Contrary to pretty much every other best-of sex toys article out there, this one is not going to forget that pleasure products make amazing gifts for dudes, too.
The Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Stroker is – quite literally – the latest and greatest electro-stroker to hit the market. (No, seriously, Arcwave just dropped this new release, and people are raving about it.)
We hear the Arwave is to the penis what the Woanizer is to the clitoris. ‘Nuff said!
Whip Smart Door Swing
If we’re going to be stuck indoors for the foreseeable future, you might as well turn your place into a giant adult playground.
The Whip Smart Door Swing easily hangs over any sturdy door in your home for a quick-fix sex swing.
Even if you’re single, just imagine setting up this bad boy in your bedroom and going buck-wild with your sex toy collection (or maybe we’ve just been in quarantine delirium for too long).
Power Gem Vibrating Crystal Plug
Just because everyone is (seemingly) doing anal these days doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with your booty beginner status.
The Power Gem Vibrating Crystal Plug is as simple and comfortable for anal newbies as it is sparkly and gorgeous.
All That Glimmers Petite Rechargeable Massage Wand by Le Wand
Fun fact: wand vibrators are loved by penises, vulvae, and buttocks alike! This classic sex toy is proven to work wonders for all genders, body types and stimulation preferences, especially when it comes to the All That Glimmers Petite by Le Wand Massager.
Try this mini but mighty wand on your vulva and clit, on the underside of a partner’s penis, or pressed against the exterior of your b-hole.
Manta Men’s Vibrator by Fun Factory
Manta by Fun Factory is a consistent winner for unique penis stimulation.
Manta is the alternative to your average stroker, providing strong vibrations to the sensitive underside of the penis. Try it between your bodies for extra buzzy intercourse, too!
The Filare Clitoral Massager and the Baci by Lora DiCarlo
The Lora DiCarlo sex tech line is so enticingly lush and luxurious, we couldn’t choose just one of their signature clitoral toys.
The Filare Clitoral Massager and the Baci Stimulator need to belong in your pleasure arsenal. Filare massages the clit and vulva with a silicone-covered, rotating bead, and Baci lovingly sucks on your labia like there’s no tomorrow.
Link-Up Verge C-Ring
You can (almost) never go wrong with a good ol’ fashioned cock ring, and the Link-Up Verge set of dual dick wearables provides the best of all worlds in the c-ring department.
Test out the Verge’s basic c-ring for erection control, and then add the vibrating ring for partner play or to spice up a stroking session.
Ouch Introductory Bondage Kit No. 5
Never tried kink? Never fear! We promise it’s not as wild as you’ve heard – or it’s even wilder, depending on what gets you off.
The Ouch Introductory Bondage Kit No. 5 has everything you need to get your kinky collection started, without shoving you into the deep end of BDSM on your first go.
GoLove CBD Intimate Lubricant
Whatever you do this Vee-Day, don’t forget to lube up for the ride!
We – well – love this water-based CBD lubricant from GoLove Naturals. Broad spectrum CBD extract (no, it’s not the same stuff that’s in a cannabis joint!) relaxes the muscles and increases pleasurable blood flow wherever you spread this body-safe lubricant.