Your Personality According to Your Panty Drawer

by Colleen G.

March 2, 2023


‘What’s in a name’, they say? More like what’s in a pair of underwear! The sexy skivvies you choose are more telling of your personality than you might think.

If you’re a Millennial or a member of Gen Z, you probably remember those pop quizzes in every teen, beauty, and fashion magazine that attempted to outline your entire personality – or at least decipher the Zodiac sign of your next crush – by assessing a few of your basic likes and dislikes with a series of arbitrary multiple choice questions.

In this blog post, we’re skipping the whole quiz part (because honestly, who feels like adding up their individual number of A, B, C, and D responses?) and getting right to the point. We’re adults now…we don’t have time for that.

When you browse the Lover’s Lane panty section, which underoos will you choose? The ones you are drawn to say more about you than you know. We’ll help you pick the perfect pair, all based on your personality (and maybe your Spotify playlist).

Butterfly Thong: The 1990s & 2000s Kid at Heart

You’ve got Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, and Rihanna on your Spotify playlist (yes, still, like now), you used to have one of those feather-topped, glitter-encrusted pens in grade school, and Clueless and The Craft were your favorite sleepover films back in the day.

Who could forget when butterfly thongs hit the scene in the late 90s and early 2000s? Every adolescent girl wanted one of these babies while just beginning to understand her sex appeal (and, of course, hoping she’ll get to make out with her crush on the day she chose to wear it).

Barely-there butterfly undies like the Lycra Panty With Butterfly Applique and the Zinnia Sequin Butterfly Pearl G-String (complete with pearls for your very grown-up pleasure) bring us straight back to the heyday of idolizing Christina Aguilera and Alicia Silverstone. You can even get the 2Pc Butterfly Applique Open Cup Set, complete with a matching bra to top off the fantasy butterfly love without adding butterfly hair clips!

High-Waisted Lace Panty: The Pin-Up Princess

The re-imagined world of the 1950’s in today’s modern take on pin-up modeling and photography never leaves out one key detail: high-waisted designs on everything.

Even if you weren’t born with a perfect hourglass figure, you can always fake it with the right lingerie and clothing.

The pin-up girls of yore were all about accentuating that waist line, and if your panties of choice look anything like the High Waisted Lace Panty or the High Waisted Lace And Net Thong with Garters, you’re probably a fan of classic cars, leopard print lingerie, and liberty-curled hair styles.

Strappy Black Crotchless: The Kinky Kitten

You know exactly what you want in bed, and you know exactly how to get it. Whether you’re playing the role of the dominant, the submissive, or somewhere in-between, black, strappy designs never fail to scream kink queen.

However you get your kink on, you’re not likely to play coy about how turned-on you are. You’re always ready to show off your most sensual parts in a BDSM-inspired, ultra-revealing piece like the Celine Open Panty with Garters. It makes for a great harness-style look over a fun fetish teddy or bodysuit, too!

When you’re up for taking charge (and easy access for getting what you want), reach for a little extra shine & edgy details with the 2-Way Zipper Wetlook Panty.

Black Lace Boyshorts: The Sporty and Sexy Fitness Freak

Boyshort-style undies have an undeniably athletic look that accentuates a toned tummy, tight butt, and slender legs. But when you’re not working out or playing the field, you’d prefer something with a little more sex appeal than your usual pair of Spandex shorts.

The Baci All Over Lace Boyshort and Baci Lace Stripe Boyshort show off your athletically fit body and bodacious booty without sacrificing sexy.

Both of these lacy boyshorts are cut to show off your six pack while baring just the right amount of butt to keep it cheeky. Just don’t forget to take them off when you hit the gym because all that lace is going to give you an epic wedgie.

V-Back Thong: The Weekend Warrior

You’re a working class hero, just working for the weekend, but still hot af and looking for a good time during your time off. When it comes to undies, you need something that’s practical and comfortable without looking like a pair of granny panties.

The ultra sleek, ultra sexy V-Back Thongs, which come in orange, pink, white and black, are so ridiculously soft and stretchy, you’ll forget you’re even wearing a string up your butt crack!

Just like you on any given Saturday, these slinky styles are prepared for a weekend spent entirely in sweat pants and prepared to throw down in the bedroom if the moment arises.

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