Naughty Santa’s Gift Guide for Lovers

by Colleen G.

December 2, 2022


Want to make gift-giving a no-brainer this year? Buy your beloved a sex toy! It’s really as simple as that (as long as you don’t accidentally stuff it under the tree with the rest of the wrapped boxes for your family)!

Clear some extra space in your closet to hide those for-your-eyes-only presents, because we went pretty wild this year with new lingerie, couples sex games, and toys for every orifice and pleasure organ.

Without further ado, let’s skip the small talk and get straight to the sexy gifts that’ll thrill all couples, super-close best friends, hook-up buddies, or whoever you’re daring enough to present with the world’s best-ever gifts.

Trimmed in Tinsel Lingerie Sets

Set the mood by switching on the Christmas lights and out-dazzling your tree in the Trimmed in Tinsel 3-Piece Bra and Garter or the Trimmed in Tinsel Babydoll.

Both lingerie sets are crafted in twinkling, evergreen fabric and feature skimpy, thong undies that barely cover your derriere.

The bra and garter set includes a push-up style bra top, waist-high garter belt, and glittery thong. The babydoll adds cleavage with a shimmering bra and shows off your hips and booty in sheer mesh.

Sexy Santa Lingerie Sets

Ring in the holidays with classic Saint Nick red and put a kinky spin on Santa’s famous suit. There are endless options to dress up for an evening in front of the fireplace, which we can only hope will be plastered with stockings full of sex toys (which we’ll discuss shortly).

The Santa Baby Skirt Set spruces up Santa’s traditional, red-and-white look with a modern V-neck top, long sleeves and a bare midriff, and a tiny, tight skirt. The Santa Baby Off The Shoulder & Skirt Set shares a similarly sexy, youthful look, and both outfits could even transition to an adults-only Xmas party costume.

Classic, see-through lingerie lovers will adore the Santa Velvet Babydoll Set or its plus-sized version, or the just as gorgeous Plus-Size Sexy Santa Chemise Set.

Couple’s Foreplay Games

Tis’ the season to take a night off from shopping and set up a couples game in your candle-lit bedroom.

Board games like Pleasure Island, Monogamy, Intimacy, and Behind Closed Doors task you and your partner with teasing activities that’ll warm you up on a cold winter’s night.

For a more travel-friendly sized game, sex card sets like Consextration, Bedroom Truth or Dare, You & Me, and Sex Fortunes are easy to toss into an overnight bag on a skiing trip.

All the Latest Sex Toys

What else would you expect from Lover’s Lane except the freshest releases in sex toy design?

Womanizer fans will need to get their hands (and clits) on the brand’s updated version, the Womanizer OG Lilac, which features an extended, slender handle to fit all body types and – get this! – the ability to be inserted and pulsated against the G-Spot.

Inclusive brand Evolved just launched a totally innovative strapless strap-on. The Monarch is a combination wearable G-Spot toy and vibrating, strap-on dildo. Just unscrew the bulbous dildo to switch from couples play to solo time.

If you’re unsure of what to gift, but know your partner loves vibrators, you can never go wrong with a classic bullet. Small bullet vibes, like the ultra affordable Evolved Real Simple Chrome Bullet or the silicone Gender X The Gold Standard Bullet.

Elevate your orgasm to the 3rd floor of an exclusive NYC party with the Evolved Raver Light-Up Bullet

or the cool cannabis vibes of the Budzee Wired Remote Control Bullet.

Don’t forget the top-tier dick in your life with some of the latest goodies for men, too.

The Arcwave Ghost Pocket Stroker is a reversible stroking sleeve that’s stealth enough to hide in your bedside table drawer. For techier types, The Milker 15X Sucking Masturbator will blow penises and minds with its 3 speeds and 5 patterns of vibration, a heating function, and 3 levels of suction.

Share the pleasure with dick-and-vulva pleasing gift sets from Fun Factory.

The Oh Yeah, Right There kit includes the Manta stroking vibrator, which the guys have been absolutely raving about, and the Volta flickering vibe for vulva and clitoral rumbling.

The Next Level Sex kit blends butt play for him or her with a non-vibrating plug, and shared intercourse pleasure with the Nos, a dual-motor, vibrating cock ring.

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