The Sexiest Gifts for Your XXXmas List

by Kristin T.

December 2, 2023


As you’re making your list and checking it twice, are you sure you’re not forgetting anything…or anyone? This year’s Christmas will be a lot jollier with the perfect presents for couples & lovers from Lover’s Lane!

Whether simply sweet or supremely sexy, an intimate gift for your special someone will lead to lots of quality time spent together after the relatives go home, and all through the year! After dark and behind closed doors, these are the gifts that keep on giving. Read on for some romantic holiday gift ideas for every type of lover. If they’ve been nice, yay! But it’ll be even more fun encouraging them to get a little naughty together with these seductive gifts sure to surprise!

Who Needs Mistletoe?

This year, give holiday wishes that come sealed with lots of kisses.  Kissing under the mistletoe is traditional and all, but there are more fun ways to hint to your lover that you want to lock lips with them.  Remember that kissing isn’t just for teenagers engaging in PDA at the mall…it remains a very intimate way to bond with your lover at any age and for any reason…and the steamier it gets, the more fun will follow!  Here are some gift suggestions for romantic kiss-themed gifts if you want to show your lover that a major makeout session is on your wish list:

The Fashion:

If intimate Christmas kisses are on your to-do list, plan ahead with sexy looks for both of you to make an ordinary night of kissing seem extra special.  For her, a romantic, light as air babydoll in rosy-cheeks blush pink will set the stage perfectly as it flutters and flows. The Last Kiss Babydoll is available in standard and curvy sizes, and is perfect for the holidays or any day you want to turn up the sexy! The cute & comfy Midnight Kisses bralette & short set (pictured below) would also be a great fit, especially in festive red! Since the guys deserve something satiny & sexy for a night of smooth moves, too, the classic look of Satin Shorts will be great for a night of kissing that turns into more!

The Fun:

All couples know how to kiss, but there are definitely gifts that can help make a winter’s eve makeout sesh sexier than you could have ever imagined! The Secret Kisses Noire Set (pictured below) includes kiss & tell game cards to get the love flowing. There’s also a darkly sexy lace blindfold and nipple tassels for lots of flirtatious foreplay, and bullet vibe for when that leads to more! Move beyond kisses on the lips to a delicious full body rub-down with Kissable Massage Cream in delicious Strawberry Wine flavor. The High on Love Couples Lip Gloss makes a great stocking stuffer and will also elevate your kissing experience with a hydrating, plumping, and slightly tingly sensation that will bring lots of fun to your oral lovemaking.

The Finale:

When you’re ready for smooches to lead to something steamier, let The Best Sex Dice Game Ever lead the way into the bedroom. There’s plenty of kissing, licking, and other fun foreplay involved, and the winner of this sexy Yahtzee-style game will win the ultimate sexy reward! The Sweet Kisses Love Kit is a romantic customer favorite that will allow you to have your lover for dessert. It has lots of sweet, kissable products, including aphrodisiac chocolate body paint and edible honey-kissed body powder perfect for a snowy winter’s night. It may have all started with a kiss under the mistletoe, but you’ll never want this night to end!

The Latest & Greatest

If you’re always scrambling at the last minute not knowing what to buy for your partner because they’ve probably already bought everything they want for themselves, you might have a “latest & greatest” lover. These technophiles are always on the forefront of technological advances, and they preorder all the newest gadgets because they just have to have them! Don’t stress too much though; these brand new and high-tech prezzies are sure to impress your lover enough to pull the focus off their screens and onto you…and we can pretty much guarantee they don’t already have these hot trending items!

The Fashion:

Lingerie is a safe bet for the lover that has everything. It’s your turn to pick out something sexy YOU want to see them in, and they get the spotlight by showing it off before your after dark sex-capades! For her, go with something classy but trend-forward like the Seeing Stars Velvet Bustier & G-string set (also in curvy, pictured below), complete with luxe velvet and chain details. For something a little edgier, the Rider Vinyl Bustier with Zipper Closure allows you to be the present waiting to be unwrapped, and it comes in curvy sizes, too!! For him, something surprising & sexy yet high-tech and comfortable will fit his package nicely, like the Sexagon Mini Boxer Short, or the Envy Wet Look Low Rise Thong, which looks straight out of the latest sci-fi peep show. The two of you will drown out all distractions when you show up in these hot lewks.

The Fun:

If your lover is typically all about technology but has been reluctant to introduce toys into your bedroom fun, this year’s gift might be a great way to start! A couple’s toy to enjoy together like the We-Vibe Chorus is a great way to get both of you in on the fun. It can be remote- and app-controlled and is the perfect way to bring the latest & greatest sex toy technology between your sheets! If you want to get your lover (or yourself) the newest solo toy tech (no one says you can’t use them together!), the Wack-A-Bator Stroker is where it’s at for him, or the Caress Lady Luck Thruster (pictured below) will make her clit & g-spot feel juuuuust right! For a sensual splurge for your shower, the Womanizer Wave will provide waves of pleasure for a long time to come – and she’ll think of you, the gift giver, every time she enjoys its exclusive Pleasure Whirl technology!

The Finale:

Don’t let the hustle & bustle of the holidays and the cost of all that gifting come between you and your lover.  Your perfect gift to each other can be an evening in, no bells and whistles…just physical closeness and lots of touch. The Kama Sutra Massage Candle in Tahitian Sandalwood will set a romantic mood as it burns, and then allow you to give each other a sensual massage as you escape for the evening. A premium gift set of high-tech toys like the 15th Anniversary Collection from We-Vibe will bring you even closer. The good vibes provided by the Tango X and Sync 2 will keep the party going in your bedroom long after the fancy LED holiday lights have gone dark.

The Darker Side of Love

Some lovers need a little break from the saccharine sweetness of this season of Santa & sugarplums. When it comes to their bedroom fun, they prefer the leather, whips, and chains. Even if heavy-hitting BDSM isn’t exactly your thing, you can still show your partner you’re willing to indulge their kinky side with edgy fetish gifts that will be right up their dark alley. They’ll appreciate your willingness to learn and participate in their dirtiest fantasies, and you’ll have fun playing together long after that last irritating Christmas carol has faded.

The Fashion:

Leather, wet-look, and strappy are all great looks when it comes to fetish wear, and the right fashion helps to set the scene for your kinky play sessions. Show your lover you’re ready to get dark & dirty with a gift like the Down to Business Cupless Bustier. It comes in both straight and curvy sizes with a matching thong panty. The A Little Bit Naughty Teddy (pictured below; also comes in Curvy sizes) is a classic holiday green but with a naughty list twist – a black, strappy harness with garter straps & rhinestone buckle accents. Guys can get in on the fun, too, with the Cock Pit Cock Ring Net Thong to keep his penis in prison until you let it out!

The Fun:

When it comes to BDSM and kink play, the accessories are where it’s at. Depending on what kind of experience you want to have, a few basics will serve you well.  A kinky kitty choker or collar with a chain leash will allow for training or pet play, and enhances the look of any fetish outfit. Don’t forget the furry cuffs (pictured below) if bondage is on the menu. An eye mask or blindfold enhances the sensory experience for the submissive lover, and a double-ended crop & feather teaser is a great start for those new to impact play…you want it to hurt just enough to be fun!  If you’re ready to commit to this kinky journey with your lover, a gift of a book like Cuffed, Tied, and Satisfied will help you both learn and grow together…and have lots of fetish fun in the process!

The Finale:

If you want to go all out for your lucky kinky lover, you can’t go wrong with sex furniture.  It will help you start your own little private dungeon collection, as well as give you tons of new position options and restraints to explore.  The Ramp & Wedge with Restraints from Liberator is a great set with all the basics, and it allows for tons of different configurations for new position possibilities.  You can free yourselves even more and literally get your scenes off the ground (or the bed) with the Bedroom Bliss Lover’s Door Swing.  A gift of the Strict Bed Restraint Bondage Kit will allow you to effortlessly tie down your lover so you can tickle, tease, and flog them ’til their dark little heart’s content. Happy gifting, present and future kinksters! May you and your lover enjoy many not-so-silent nights while having fun with these great gifts!

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