Penetrative sex is so 2021. In the modern age of sex positivity, we’re shining the spotlight on the most underrated route to orgasm: bumpin’ and grindin.’
Call it whatever you like: grinding, humping, thrusting. Getting off by working those hips against a pillow, sex toy, or partner’s body has been ‘a thing’ since pretty much forever. But for reasons that totally confuse us sex toy lovers out there, pleasure products that cater to this type of partnered sex act or self-love technique are only just starting to take off.
Whether you combine your grinding with penetration from a dildo or a penis, or prefer to keep things strictly on the outside by rubbing your clit and vulva alone, there’s a hump-friendly sex toy out there for you.
Though Lover’s Lane will certainly be adding to this short list in the very near future, check out some of our favorite vibes, pillows, and silicone grinding toys for those explosively full-vulva climaxes.
Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe Riding Sex Machine
We’ll start this sex toy list with the literal Queen of Grinding Toys, though perhaps ‘toy’ is too tame a word to use for this powerful sex machine.
The Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe Riding Sex Machine is just one iteration of the original pleasure tools designed just for grinding. Hop aboard the Lovebotz Saddle and turn on the super-powered motor to experience this bad boy’s 5 speeds and 5 functions (which are not for the tame of clitoris, so be warned if you’re crazy sensitive).
The Lovebotz Saddle comes with different attachments, so you can choose between a non-penetrative, bumpy grinding pad for the ultimate in full vulva stimulation for a vibrating, rotating dildo whenever the mood strikes.
Just Lust Remote Control Dual Rider
For grinder girls who’d prefer to take the intensity down a notch or two, the Just Lust Remote Control Dual Rider is like a mini sex machine that’s got all of the sex tech-y functions and high-powered capabilities.
The Just Lust Rider, however, starts out a bit more slowly, climbing up from a gentle rumble to an intense buzz with 12 vibration speeds. Just Lust features 2 pads with their own independently functioning motor – one that aims for your vulva and clit, while the other stimulates the perineum and exterior of your b-hole.
Grab a seat on the Just Lust and enjoy hands-free tingles with the mini wireless remote. This mini saddle is even ribbed for your pleasure!
Niki Rechargeable Panty Vibe
Remember the good ol’ days of dry humping your crush during a hot make-out session? Now that you’re an adult, you can add some 18+ action to your next game of tongue twister with a partner.
Pop a panty vibe, like the Niki Rechargeable Panty Vibe, into your underwear before getting cozy with your lover. Grab the remote, or hand it over to your partner in crime, and grind your hips against your partner’s pelvis while the vibrator brings you to a dry humping climax like you only wish you had in high school.
Humphrey Pillow Mount
Speaking of the good ol’ days of high school exploration, remember your old friend in teenhood masturbation, the pillow? Long before we all owned a drawer full of vibrators, plenty of us discovered the hidden pleasures of humping using nothing more than a regular pillow from our beds.
The Humphrey Pillow Mount lets us re-live those epic, adolescent orgasms with an adulthood upgrade: a pocket that secures your favorite sex toy.
Tuck a dong, vibrator, or vibrating dildo into the Humphrey’s perfectly sewn pouch and take your late-night self-love sessions (or partner play) to new heights (without worrying if your parents will hear you in the next room).
Liberator Wanda Toy Mount + Any Wand Massager
Wand massagers have long been lauded as great for grinding, regardless of which genitals you’ve got. Maybe you’ve stuck your wand vibe under a pillow and humped against it, or tried to sandwich it between a couple of couch cushions to help it hit just the right spot.
Well, kiss your days of MacGuyver-ing your way to grinding orgasms goodbye, because the Liberator Wanda Toy Mount is here to perfect the art of hands-free wand massage.
The Liberator Wanda can fit just about any kind of wand vibrator into it’s aptly-sized pocket. Just stick that baby into the sturdy but soft pillow and wrap your legs around its hump-friendly shape.
The Rosae Platinum Silicone Rose Grinder
Prefer your grinding sans vibrations? The Rosae Platinum Silicone Rose Grinder in rosy pink or dusty purple stimulates your external pleasure parts with texture instead of motor power.
Slather the 100% silicone Rosae with water-based lubricant and, using your hand or by placing it face-down on a pillow or your bed, glide your own flower petals across the Rosae’s many bumps and folds.
You can even attach the Rosae to the base of a strap-on-friendly dildo so you can hump away and get your own taste of the action while humping your partner with a silicone dong.
The Labae Platinum Silicone Grinder
If grinding turns you on because you’re down with the idea of rubbing your love parts against a soft, smushy vulva, well, my friend – the The Labae Platinum Silicone Grinder is about to become your new favorite sex toy.
Similar to The Rosae (and crafted by the same company), the Labae is made just for drizzling with a water-based lubricant and rubbing aaaallll up on those labia lips.
Wishing you could feel your partner’s actual vulva while donning the dong during strap-on sex? The Labae also suctions to the back of compatible dildos so you can (almost) feel your partner’s pleasure parts as you share sensations.
